Candace Owens Fires President Donald Trump

By October 6, 2018Real Fake News

Phoenix, AZ – Candace Owens, Director of Communications of White Supremacists with Turning Point USA, came out today with an announcement that could change everything for the Republicans in the mid-term elections.

In a UNN exclusive, Ms. Owens explained her rise in the White Supremacy movement and then shocked the nation with an announcement about President Trump.

UNN: Ms. Owens, why are we here? I mean, how did things get to this point?

Candace Owens: That is a very vague beginning to an interview. I will start by saying that everything I do is inspired by my grandfather. He has been the biggest influence in my life.

UNN: Wow, I did not expect that. I think that I really want to start with how you became the Director of Communications of White Supremacists with Turning Point USA?

Ms. Owens: OK, you are referring to the morning of August 6th.

UNN: Yes, the day that the special-interest group Antifa outed you in public. At the coffee shop, they exposed you as the disgusting White Supremacist that you are.

Ms. Owens: Well, Antifa does have the privilege of the First Amendment. And besides, I have nothing to hide. As I said in one of my tweets, the reason I quit Liberalism was because I wanted in on the American dream too.


UNN: That is very bold of you, for all White Supremacists across America.

Ms. Owens: Being a White Supremacist truly is the American Dream. But now that it is out, I do have a message for the American people that could highly influence the November mid-term elections.

UNN: Okay, we are back to my first question, as badly as I phrased it. What is your big announcement? Why do you look so angry? Why are you – what’s going on?

Ms. Owens: To quote FDR, today is “a date which will live in infamy.”

UNN: That is a –

Ms. Owens: Time and time again, President Donald J. Trump has shown that he actually cares for blacks and minorities. Under Trump, median family incomes have risen by more than $1,000. These numbers are not broken down by race, but it’s a pretty good bet that black incomes have risen with those of other races. The black unemployment rate has fallen by a full percentage point in the last year, black labor force participation is up, and the number of black Americans with a job has risen by 600,000 from last year. Trump is creating more jobs and higher incomes for blacks and other minorities and is trying to give a better education to every disadvantaged black child in America.

UNN: Well if all of that is true, then as a black woman, shouldn’t you be rooting for Trump’s continuing progress for blacks and all Americans?

Ms. Owens: I am a White Supremacist! Let’s face it: Trump got elected by getting us all to think he was a good White Supremacist who didn’t care about the future of black Americans. But his policies have improved the lives of countless black Americans, proving that he was just lying to us all. I, Director of Communications of the White Supremacists, am now officially revoking President Trump’s White Supremacy Card. He is no longer one of us!

UNN: Wow she just literally did a mic drop. I guess that is the end of the interview.

 

By GRINGO BEAR
UNN Correspondent

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