Automotive Blackface: a Plague in Today’s Progressive Society

By November 16, 2018Real Fake News

Blackface is when a white person paints their face black to pretend to be a black person.  This is highly offensive to people of color.  In 2018, a time when the general population is much more #woke, white supremacists have grown very sneaky so they can still use blackface without getting in trouble.  One of their methods is what is known as “digital blackface.”   However, the most nefarious of them all is what is called automotive blackface, and it is continuing to thrive even in the most progressive societies.

White people, if you drive a black car, you are committing automotive blackface, and you are helping reinforce white supremacy.  Why? because when you drive a black car, other people will think of you as black, and that is blackface.  If you are a bad driver and, say, drive too slowly, the people behind you will use that as an excuse to mock or degrade black people.  Therefore, it is imperative that your car be representative of your own skin color.  Black cars are for black people.  White cars are for white people.  The same is true for any other color – Mexicans should only drive brown cars, the Chinese should only drive yellow cars, only indigenous aboriginals can drive red cars, and so on – but automotive blackface is by far the most common and specifically targets the black community.

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